luty 2012
126 postów
why am i so sad there is no reason for me to feel like this but i can’t?????? make it stop??????
do you ever find yourself reading articles about antibiotic resistant bacteria and wondering why you even bother to do anything when these exist
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well i might be dumb as hell but at least tomorrow i will be fixing my roots so maybe some of the bleach will seep in through my scalp and clean my brain
I was going to study for my chem test after I took a shower but then I fell asleep in the shower standing up so maybe I should just go to bed
every night after i’m done with most of my homework i eat nutella on toast and it actually makes doing homework worth it
“You watch a sunset too often,
it just becomes six p.m.
You make the same...”
– Phil Kaye, Repetition
i feel like i need to start accepting that as long as a grade is an A it can’t be jank even if it’s a really low A??????????
unfreshing:
There’s literally no way to tell how many chameleons are in your house
you know that thing where you’re trying to cope with a situation and someone just makes it really hard for you like imagine you developed a severe lactose intolerance to the point where eating even a little dairy would make you throw up for days but like before you really liked dairy and ate it all the time???? and then someone you see every day decides to start bringing different dairy...
my skin has never in my life been this jank wtf is it doing why now of all times and like my lips too?????????? also my closet door is open a little and normally i would be like aaahhh ghosts!!! but thanks to this pimple buying a penthouse suite on the upper east side of my cheek i look scarier than anything hiding in my closet ever could >:(
i told my mom about all the movies we’ve watched in german and she asked me why i don’t ditch the class more often
like
my mom
the professor
the poem i chose for my lit thing was mirror by sylvia plath and the second stanza starts “now i am a lake” and it made me think of those old spice commercials and i imagined this mirror being like “look at your boyfriend now look at me now back at your boyfriend now back at me he’s not me but if he used old spice he could be like me now i’m riding a horse now i am a...
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juggabro:
sometimes i really feel like the best thing i could do is to write up all these cards saying “i’m sorry” and just give them to people as soon as i meet them
my laughing face is so unnecessary when i think something is really funny like i literally make the XD face irl
my lit teacher wants us to copy down a poem from our book every night for our like poetry unit so she can see our annotations and it’s like now i’m just going to choose the shortest poem every time because the one i want to analyze tonight is 50 lines long wtf how did she not assume this would not happen
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“Yes he does [deserve to be re-elected], especially because of Mrs. Obama. I’m a...”
– karl lagerfeld
speaking of black eyes rick santorum and his dumb face make me want to give myself multiple black eyes omfg
but thankfully it starts right where my dark circle ends so instead of looking like a pimple it actually looks like my face is swollen because i got punched and have a black eye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i have this dumb pimple on the top of my right cheek and i don’t know why or where it came from and it huts and i can literally see it in the bottom corner of my eye dies
bluh-hugebitch:
Are blogging networks still a thing like
Actually
Really
I feel like it’s high school when the weird emo/scene group gives their group a nickname to prove they’re better people than everyone else while everyone else just
Laughs
guys remember that anywhere is by enya is my new fave song because it is the best song ever omfg
cosmo tip #162
expertcosmotips:
tell him how many children you want with him on the first date
maybe it’s lip gloss like i don’t wear lip gloss ever but then maybe i should start because it could give the illusion of my lips not being dry and brittle i will try it tomorrow and wear extra highlighter around my eyes and tell u guys how it goes!!!!!!!!!
I KNOW YOU’RE HIDING THE SECRET TO BEAUTY FROM ME KOREA THIS ISN’T A JOKE ANYMORE JUST TELL ME ALREADY YOU ARE TEARING THIS RELATIONSHIP APART
i know i make this post all hte time but seriously how do kpop idols look so fresh and beautiful on literally no sleep but then i end up looking like one of my eyes is bigger than the other and having patchy skin and foundation like i don’t even care about being tired i just don’t want to look any more jank than i already do wtf
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Patrick: Are you Squidward?
Lamppost:
Patrick: Take your time
i think i’m going to pay drake to pull me out of german for the rest of the semester on account of yolo because like
i can’t keep doing this it’s only february omfg
charmquarks:
science classes are cool and all but seriously fuck lab reports I hate these
you guys i feel lik e i talk about how jank german is a lot so instead of me just talking all the time let’s play a game okay!!!!! i’ll give you a numbered list of my classes and tell u what i did in each one today and u try to guess which one german is okay
took a survey, laughed a lot
laughed a lot, finished my homework early
watched more of the movie where a woman dies while...
2 hours ago i decided to do my 15 pages of gov reading but i still have 12 more because at that time i also decided to start listening to every madonna album i have
